When you make an omelet

"CB" (jrcb) 01/06/2018 at 12:07 • Filed to: None

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You gotta break a few eggs. I don’t think today is going to be my day.

ttyymmnn > CB 01/06/2018 at 12:16

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Omens are bullshit. They just make you focus on the negative things that happen and keep you from seeing the positive.

jimz > CB 01/06/2018 at 12:16

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if it starts sizzling there you might want to leave the house.

CB > jimz 01/06/2018 at 12:18

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Or maybe it’s a sign the apartment came with heated floors!

CB > ttyymmnn 01/06/2018 at 12:18

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Nah, I think today is more garbage than most. Tomorrow will be better.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > CB 01/06/2018 at 12:19

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You had heated floors you could have had a fried egg.

E90M3 > CB 01/06/2018 at 12:28

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But can I cry over spilled milk?

CB > E90M3 01/06/2018 at 12:32

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Only if it was bagged milk.

E90M3 > CB 01/06/2018 at 12:34

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I don’t even know what that is.

CB > E90M3 01/06/2018 at 12:35

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E90M3 > CB 01/06/2018 at 12:36

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Strange, never seen that in stores.

Textured Soy Protein > E90M3 01/06/2018 at 12:39

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It’s common outside the US.

E90M3 > Textured Soy Protein 01/06/2018 at 12:49

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I guess I’ve just never seen it in a grocery store in the countries I’ve been to grocery stores in: Germany, France, and Russia.

CB > E90M3 01/06/2018 at 13:07

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It’s an eastern Canada thing.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CB 01/06/2018 at 13:41

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I pulled over for coffee before I ran some errands. First stop, I get out of my car and fumble with my keys and inexplicably switched hands, causing me to drop my coffee. I instinctively reached for it as it fell, but it was too late. It hit the ground and burst all over the pavement. This after an incredibly rough night of sleep. Today is not good.

CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/06/2018 at 14:03

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I’m pulling for you, man. We’re all in this together.